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Seduce a lesbian for your chance at her dad's $64 million bounty

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Sep 27, 2012.

  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member


    So here is your chance romeos of SportsJournalists.com.

    A Hong Kong tycoon with a gay daughter. She recently married her girlfriend in Paris. The dad's response? He offered $64 million American to any man who marries her. Your wealth or nationality doesn't matter. Only criteria according to this gem of a dad is that you must love her and she must love you. And you must cure her of the gay, I guess.

    I figured I'd post the story as a public service announcement.

    I know the rule, too. Worthless without pictures. So here she is:


    If I wasn't stuck with my ball and chain (who didn't come with a $64 million bounty), I'd have been interested if I saw her out and about. ... at least before I found out she had no interest in my type (dorky. ... oh yeah, and male).

    I also know that several woman who jettisoned me when I was younger told me I made then turn gay. I have never gone in and tried to rescue one for the home team. Sounds like a challenge. $64 million is some good incentive. Anyone here game?
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  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    6+1 for imagining her in girl on girl=7

    Anyhoo, so we're talking about a quest involving a woman and you know the quest is ultimately futile.


  3. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Neither have they, which is probably what causes these problems.

    Also, I would.
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Are we sure this isn't actually the plot for Chinese game show?
  5. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Haven't found the "wedding" photos, but maybe dad's pissed his daughter hooked up with the one girl he wanted but couldn't get.

    From the article...
  6. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Wilt Chamberlain laughs at his amateur status and is on the horn to the daughter.
  7. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Sounds like a job for BIG JIM SLADE!

  8. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    I'll give her $50 million of that loot if she picks me.
  9. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    However, I can only assume that this is a job for Jeter.
  10. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member


    "I drive 'em to lesbianism, he brings 'em back."
  11. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    I'm unsure how long it will take me to grow a beard...
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member


    Go for it. Just be like George Costanza and do everything backward.
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