Security questions - those annoying online things

I have to keep a computer file of all my passwords.

 

We have some programs where the local managers can change your password if they need to. Ergo, they can see everyone's passwords. One of my coworkers had a password of "[another coworker's name] sucks" and they actually made him change it.

So I made all my passwords various groaner business mottoes like you see on Successory posters.

 

I'll also add not to sign up for something with the questions when you have been drinking quite a bit. That really makes it tough to remember when you try to go back to the site.

 

The solution is to post here instead. Shopping sites know that purchases between certain hours lead to increased returns. But everyone here will think the poster is an asshole no matter what time of day her or she posts.

 

I usually just use the primary noun:

What was your second-grade teacher's name?
Teacher.

 

That's a good one.