Sean Penn's cigarette smoking irks Canucks

Southwestern Ontario is going to secede. London will be our capital. We'll keep the Toyota plants in Cambridge and Woodstock.

 

Much like Cindy Sheehan, you inhabitants of North America's fifth-best country -- behind U.S., Mexico, the D.R. and Greenland -- can keep Sean Penn, too.

 

I think your new provincial legislature should be in the Dornoch Inn.

 

True enough.

In Quebec restaurants and bars there are two sections: smoking and chain smoking. They even smoke in church.

 

Well, they are in the process of rebuilding it after the fire that gutted it last winter, so that makes sense.

Another option is the Keady Livestock Market, where they already have the troughs set up so the pigs can eat.

You seem to have a real hatred on for Canada. Did you get punched out here a few times?

 

Maybe his wife left him for a Canadian hockey player.

 

In Big Dog's case I don't think the toy poodle next door counts as a "wife".

 

Deleted. Not worth it.

 

The last time I got punched out, I was 8. The last time I punched a guy out, I was 11. Career record, I think, is 2-1. Possibly 1-1 with 1 draw.

Hatred? Please.

There's no need to hate on the weak and pathetic. Like JR, for example. I don't hate him. I mean, if he and Osama were drowning next to each other and I had only one rope, I'd save Osama, but that doesn't mean I hate ...

 

Ah, Big Dog.

The sophisticated Sam Adams beer expert and master chef who started a really mature thread on "The Shocker". Neat stuff. Never heard of it.

 

Talk about a shocker -- you coming back with more weak shit in your incessant quest for the last word.