Sean Penn managing refugee camp in Haiti

He takes a lot of crap for his public outpourings, but in this instance at least, it would seem he's doing this for the right reasons.

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/797159--porter-yes-that-sean-penn-is-helping-in-haiti?bn=1

 

I think Penn is a lunatic whose heart is in the right place.

Oh yeah, and he's the best actor of our generation.

 

What he said.

 

I thought he blew all his money having Van Halen play at his birthday party.

 

Philip Seymour Hoffman laughs and laughs.

 

Sean Penn vs. Maria Conchita Alonso

Besides the DMV, Denny's, public transportation and a Latin family reunion, the best bitch brawls go down at the airport. Why oh why couldn't Sean Penn and Maria Conchita Alonso fight it out at JFK this Friday when I'm there. I need this live entertainment in my life. Instead, Maria and the mutated nutsack shanked each other with words at LAX on Sunday afternoon. It all had to do with Sean Penn's main homegirl Hugo Chavez.

Maria, who was raised in Venezuela, tells Page Six that she once raged against Sean about his love for Chavez in an open letter, but she never got a response. While picking up her mom at LAX, Maria saw Sean in AA's baggage claim area and she took that opportunity to serve him the truth according to CONCHITA ALONSO!!! Maria says their word brawl went something like this:


Maria: I would like to talk to you.

Sean: I have nothing to say to you. You have been saying a lot of things about me in the press.

Maria: How can you defend Chavez? You are a communist, Sean Penn.

Sean: You are a pig!

Maria: And you are a communist asshole! Is it great to live the way you do as a communist?

Maria walked away, but Sean kept yelling at her and she yelled back.

Maria called into WMAL in DC (hilarious clip below) and apologized for calling Sean an asshole, but she still thinks he's a communist. When Page Six asked Sean about this, he responded like the dehydrated roid-faced diva he is and acted like he didn't know it was Maria Conchita Alonso at the time:


“I only knew that a hostile woman was nonsensically berating me. I didn’t realize it was that actress. I think I worked with her once. But she looks really different. She was uninformed and impolite to all the other passengers.”

"That actress." Ha. For a dude who has a face like a hot boil on a devil's ass, he sure does throw some cold shade. So I give him a gold star for that.

http://www.dlisted.com/2011/12/20/sean-penn-vs-maria-conchita-alonso

 

At least you waited 41,000-plus posts to have one this bad.

 

Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations episode in Haiti last year profiled the camp. Penn wasn't all that interesting, but the episode was fantastic.

 

He will festoon his bed chamber with your guts.