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screw rhody's thread. it's all about me ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Angola!, Nov 30, 2008.

  1. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    Good luck 'gola. And what's all this about toothpaste?
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Perhaps then a crowded room wouldn't be the best place for engagement sex then...
     
  3. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Why no toothpaste?
     
  4. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    And gola, congrats man. Don't worry about topping the first one. Fuck that.

    Make this one something special for you and her.
     
  5. lono

    lono Active Member

    As a lubricant for anal sex, it is the very definition of fail. That is all.
     
  6. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    ... You know from personal experience or something? :D
     
  7. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Exactly. And from what I've picked up from your previous mentions of the ex, the less you think about her now the better.
     
  8. lono

    lono Active Member

    Not me ... it's a long story.

    Do a search for the word "toothpaste."
     
  9. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    oop, thanks. i appreciate the love from a small market fan. :)
     
  10. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

    Propose from the top of your roof. Unlike past experiences, don't fall off.
     
  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    1. Throw the ring in her lap while she's watching adult swim.
    2. Ask "yo, you wanna fuck forever?"
    3. ???
    4. PROFIT

    You could also do it at the Space Needle restaurant. It revolves, right? Then you could be all "just like big gears make this restaurant revolve, you make my heart spin every time you're near", then drop to your knees when she gets the creme brulee and do your thing.

    Either way.

    Oh, and congratulations.
     
  12. backtothemidwest

    backtothemidwest New Member

    The day before her birthday, I went with the seaplan ride and a fancy dinner.

    At the end of the meal I had the wait staff bring out a huge gift box with several boxes inside of it. Each box had something different in it that she loved - chocolates, diet coke, flowers etc.

    Of course, the last box was tiny and contained a ring pop. Then I pulled the actual ring out of my suit pocket. It went over well.

    Except for that whole we are now broken up part. Which sucks.

    Good luck.
     
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