Scrapbooking

No, but this man does.



Oh, you said STD. Never mind.

 

The height of gayness: That stupid carousel of scissors, round and round she goes.

(But autograph collecting isn't gay at all, right?)

 

Just send Mrs. Marquez $29.95 and she will print out this thread and scrapbook it for you.
Guys, never look directly at the scrapbooking apparatus. Never listen to the harmonious tones of the crinkle-cut scissors. Always run away from incomplete scrapbook projects.
Do not do the scrapbook for the woman. And never, never, never -- Did I remember to tell you NEVER??? -- do the scrapbooking WITH the woman. If you think some editor hates your page design for no reason, try getting the scrapbooking wrong.
WRONG, I say. Not like I put the pictures face down, not like I included cool pictures of ex-girlfriends, not like I accidentally sliced off and finger and glued it on page 12. But, yes Virginia, you can do it wrong.
BTW, scrapbooking is a Winter Olympic sport for the first time in Vancouver.