Scott Baio Is 45 And Single

Who is Scott Baio?

 

True, 2MCM... not even 1/1000th of a brain.

 

There is. It was part of the teaser I caught earlier this week.

 

I watched. By God, I watched! And I'm not ashamed!

My kids were talking to me at the time, what was the private convo between Baio and his agent about?

I didn't see the reunion with Moran. Didn't she alledge that she was raped by Baio?

 

Is that a serious question? Because if it is, and there really is a new generation of working sports writers unaware of Scott Baio, then it makes me feel nearly as old as when I went to a show the other night and none of the youngsters in the crowd knew "Interstate Love Song."

 

I watched it. I enjoyed it. I'll watch again.

Wah Wah Wah.

 

What?!? That song is from the bloody '90s.

Not knowing Scott Baio? Understandable. Isn't 'gola like 25 or something?

But not knowing STP? Oy. Generations mutate every 5 minutes now, it seems.

 

Dammit, Xan, I am 27. Based on the picture a couple of posts up I know who Scott Baio is, just didn't know him by name.
I also don't know the name of Interstate Love Song, but if I heard it I would probably know it.

 

Yeah, I know. It was depressing as hell. Before the band came out, they were piping in music through the P.A. When it was The Killers or Fall Out Boy or whatever else the kids listen to these days, just about everyone in the joint was singing along. But when it was STP? Nothing but blank stares and stone cold silence.

And Angola, I didn't mean to disparage you at all. Just expressing my amazement at, as Xan put it, how quickly the generations mutate.

 

Disparage at will, Dedo. I just didn't know the name. I grew up watching Happy Days, just hated it when Scott Baio was in it.

 

Also, because I am slow, if kids now haven't heard of Stone Temple Pilots then they are idiots. STP rocked.

 

I've heard of Stone Temple Pilots, but I'll admit I don't associate them with STP.

STP, to me, is a brand of car care products.