Scoop Calls Out Sports Media Cowards

Dang, bruh.

That column just keeps me thinking.

Maybe the "pimpin ain't easy, the media is just scared" is a challenge to the media?

Chiding the media to step up their game. To be pimps?

What do you think, sportsbruh?

Just keeping it real, you all.

 

Wow, its not at all obvious that the the same troll who posts under the Bruh name is also posting under this newly invented Reel character.

 

I'll take your confusion as a compliment.

Or should I take it as dementia?



Just keeping it real, you all.

 

The "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong" sketches were decent, but one was just classic. It told the story of the young black guy who made it big in corporate America and then went on an amazing rant of racism-accusing for absolutely no good reason. He then finishes it by screaming "Wu Tang!" and later is seen pumping gas for nickels.

I can only see Scoop's demise coming the same fucking way.

 

By the way, one of the underrated great rap albums:

 

dumbass.

 

dumbass.

 

In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets
Gotta couple hoes workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Kobe on game night
Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah

Now, sing along Reel E Reel, Sportsbruh and scoop.......

You know it's hard out here for a pimp (you ain't knowin)
When he tryin to get this money for the rent (you ain't knowin)
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent (you ain't knowin)
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)
Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)

 

Again, everyone, Sports Bruh isn't real. He's pushing buttons. And doing it well. And laughing his ass off somewhere.

 

Naw, you don't say.

I mean, I know I have been convinced just by looking at the way he tries so hard to use Ebonics in his posts and now in the posts of his alter ego Reel E Reel, that he was really a hip hoppin' ghetto juice drinkin' gangi smokin' dread lock havin' minstrel show singin' big thigh fast runnin' 360 degree basketball dunkin' down with the brown brother.

I guess what you are trying to say is he is really a 15-year old freckled white kid sitting on mommies computer?

I'm shocked, I have nothing left to believe in.......


The preceeding was a paraphrase of one of the greatest scenes in any Spike Lee Joint

 

What is it about the media heads in here? We know there isn't a pervasive sentiment of Roger's selfishness that follows him around whenever he's covered.

It's not old news in a sense that his selfishness has been mentioned in passing. But it's not something that circles his head like a storm cloud compared to other players who when mentioned have their negative qualites hinged alongside their name as if its the standard company line.

Maybe because it's coming out of Scoops mouth you guys have a problem with it.

 

Not to mention that the Bruh is now also posting under a new Reel 2 Reel name. Its pretty clear that the posts under those 2 name are coming from the same person (just from the exact same obviously-forced attempts at pseudo ebonics, for starters). And that person likely is a very bored lonely white kid out there somewhere. It is surprising that so many members of a site for journalists seem to fall for his act.