scientists close to making invisibility cloak

It's a great item. At least, until you check it in the coat room and they can't find it.

 

I used to work with a guy who believes there's some gold..something mineral (or something like that) mined that causes some people to become invisible. I can't remember his exact explanation, but he claimed it had someting to do with the way certain individuals react to it, and then there was something about the invisibility coming from their atoms moving too fast for us to see them.

This guy also believed there were these lizard people aliens that live among us. According to him, the reason we can't see them as lizard people is because they wear these belts, that when they push a button on them, the lizard people appear as humans.

This guy seriously believed all of this.

 

These guys think your friend has some sound theories.

 

Solid.

 

In this picture we cannot see Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13, The Cresent, Belmont. Mrs. Smegma will you stand up please?

 

I know a few NBA players who wore this for 10-12 minutes at a time when they played.

 

Their football team had been testing it for years before.

 

Zing!

 

Kramer: Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them.

Elaine: How did you know you cut it?

Kramer: Well, I guess I just assumed.

 

This innovation has obvious advantages, but consider the drawbacks ...



Invisible Ceiling Cat Is Watching You Masturbate

 

You people are so behind the times. I've had one for a few years now. Here's a picture of me wearing it:

 

Who didn't see this coming?