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Science Says: Cocktails Could Protect You From Getting Sick

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by YankeeFan, Dec 22, 2013.

  1. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Take that you pot smoking hippies. I'm going to live forever:


     
  2. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Not to get all technical here, but a nonresponse to smallpox vaccination is evidence of adequate pre-existing immunity. Failure to respond to a booster dose is not evidence of a weak immune system in this case.
     
  3. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Killjoy.
     
  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Doobies help, too.
     
  5. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    If you're too stoned to know you're sick, does it still count?
     
  6. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Hey, I like Listen to the Music and Black Water as much as the next guy, but I don't think listening to the Doobie Brothers is going to prevent anyone from getting sick.
     
  7. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    This might be the most tragically unhip post in the history of this board. And, that's saying something.
     
  8. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Calle when they have medical bloody Marys.
     
  9. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    My health regiment: espresso in the morning, cocktail in evening.
     
  10. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Are they not doobies anymore? Shit.
     
  11. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Maryjanes?
     
  12. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    Would you prefer your intoxicants to fight the sniffles ...or cancer:

    http://www.collective-evolution.com/2013/08/23/20-medical-studies-that-prove-cannabis-can-cure-cancer/
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/19/marijuana-and-cancer_n_1898208.html
     
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