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Scholar: Moses was on drugs

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Mar 4, 2008.

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  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    You know if God entrusted Noah, a known drunk, to build the ark and save life on earth, why not entrust the commandments to somebody who's higher than a kite?
     
    sportschick, Mar 4, 2008
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  2. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

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    Tom Petty, Mar 4, 2008
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  3. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    acid cat

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    Tom Petty, Mar 4, 2008
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  4. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    aaand, acid cat, part II


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    Tom Petty, Mar 4, 2008
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  5. John

    John Well-Known Member

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    I am the lizard king!
     
    John, Mar 4, 2008
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  6. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    "Moses still eats shit." - Larry Bird
     
    terrier, Mar 4, 2008
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  7. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    So, maybe David was on steroids. I mean, he was completly mismatched against Goliath. That was a hell of a lot of damage to do with a slingshot.
     
    outofplace, Mar 5, 2008
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  8. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    they had gladiator drug testing back in the day. i think hgh is a more likely drug of choice.
     
    Tom Petty, Mar 5, 2008
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  9. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    This might be one of the five funniest things I've ever read on this board...

    HAHAHAH!
     
    GBNF, Mar 5, 2008
    #21
  10. Fenian_Bastard

    Fenian_Bastard Guest

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    Iam not happy about this.
     
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    Fenian_Bastard, Mar 5, 2008
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  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I suspected as much. He seemed kind of fidgety.
     
    Ace, Mar 5, 2008
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  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Well, if your mom put you in a river as a baby to hope that someone would find you before you drowned, and if you saw a burning bush, and you grew up under an evil pharoah and had to deal with frogs, first-born sons dying, bloody rivers, sea partings, golden calf wingnuts and much, much more, could you blame him for getting high once in a while?
     
    Baron Scicluna, Mar 5, 2008
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