Scary -- Kathy Griffin without makeup

Julia Roberts is a fuck.

 

Kathie Lee Gifford would have been better off getting hit by a bus driven by a plastic surgeon than what they did to her.

 

I have never understood the sex appeal of Julia Roberts. I find her bordering on asexual. She emits no sex appeal where I sit.

 

So they're damned if they get plastic surgery (Kathie Lee) and damned if they don't (Renee Zellweger).

Note to all y'all guys: Getting older sucks.

And it happens to you, too. It may happen a little later for you folks, but rest assured, when the boom hits... it really hits.

 

Fine by me. I'm actually looking forward to being old.

 

Great than you won't mind if, when you're say... 55, somebody posts a picture of you on the internet and goes, "What the fuck happened to his face? He looks like he's been run over."

 

Gifford has literally defaced herself, willingly. Paid money to do so.

We're all carbon-based beings who will eventually decay. She's the one who won't accept it.

 

I don't think that's what Lugnuts is saying, Meatie.

 

I've always thought that she is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. However, I've read that she's very much a hippie. Like, sometimes she stinks so much it's a problem to work with her hippie.

 

I keep reading stories about how horrid she is to work with. But, really, my intense dislike stems from her decision to have an affair with a dude (now her husband), and when the wife of said dude took issue with the affair, Julia went around in t-shirts with nasty slogans aimed at the woman. Who the fuck does that??

 

I've no idea what she's trying to say.

I think it's telling that Julia Roberts was able to successfully disguise herself as a dude in one of her early hit movies.

 

Julia Roberts is the second-best actor in her family. I think her looks have improved with age.