Scarlett, please eat something!

Whoever thought to sell the concept of mega-sized sunglasses as cutting-edge fashion and those who follow along with it need to die in a car fire.

 

Let Scarlett and Lindsay Blohan fight over the last corn dog on the planet.

 

Ya know, I never found her that attractive 'til the other night when she was on Letterman. It was HD, so she was all bright and shiny and perfect-looking. But she's also well-spoken and has a great smile, so that really got me on to her. I had no idea she was 21, either.

I'd skeet on her.

 

The opening of Lost in Translation is quite a sight.

 

I'm not seeing the issue here folks.

 

I've been trying to find out her true identity for years.

Makes sense.

 

I remember seeing Ghost World and thinking "Wow, that girl opposite Thora Birch is fucking gorgeous..." She was playing an 18-year-old, so I figured she was probably mid-20s at the time... Turns out, she was 16... I felt very dirty...

I don't know if that first photo is doctored, or if it's just shot at a strange angle, but every time I've ever seen Scarlett on TV she looks very curvaceous... The reason I think that picture is doctored is because it makes it look like she has no rack at all... I guess the same could have been said about Lindsay Lohan, who went from racktacular to sickly, but I hope that isn't the case with Scarlett who is every bit as talented as she is hot...

 

Bubbler asked what the issue is...

I think "really, really thin" is in right now. Beautiful women who need to do NOTHING are going super-thin for some unknown reason.

Johansen couldn't have looked better in L.I.T. or Girl with the Pearl Earring, for example. Why change?

I looked at shots of the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders the other night-- Whoa. It's like 2 orbs stuck on a ribcage.

Thin was in when I was in high school... then we sort of got away from that and voluptuous became more in... now we've gone back to a place that is "thinner" than when I was in high school.

The actresses who are interested in fashion (and I know Scarlett is because I see pictures of her at the big shows) tend to make that leap.

I'm also hearing a lot more MEN criticizing women's weight ... say... in the last 5 years -- And criticizing in this weird, estrogeny way that makes them sound like Aunt Bee's sewing circle. It's odd...

I will say this about boobs... In most women, when they loose weight, that's first place they loose it. It's tough trying to maintain a 5 lb. zone between 'eat a sandwich' and 'step away from the buffet.'

 

I actually think she may have looked the hottest in "The Island" which everybody hated, but I thought was surprisingly good... Actually it may be a tie between The Island and Match Point...

 

Seperated at birth?

 

She's a heck of an actress, even when she was younger (can you say that when you're talking about a 21-year-old?) I recently saw "The Horse Whisperer" and her emotional scenes were very convincing.

 

Siblings?