scarlett johannson - what a snot

I wonder, honestly, what a vile of semen would get from the right celebrity. That'd be a pretty decent, charitable rack-up. Think about how many women want to have the seed of ... well, I can't think of anyone in the movies, so we'll go with David Wright. The crazed New Yorkers (and all the straight, sane women in the world) would pay an arm and a leg for that little jar.

What better way to fund for great causes than a bottle of celebrity spank.

 

Yeah but with these classy women most of their first instincts would be to drink it or pour it on their grill.

 

That's a good point. God, I miss New York.

 

If she's really feeling charitable, she should put out a sex tape and have the proceeds go to charity.

 

We're still shopping it around.

 

Scarlett creampie?

 

All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy Scarlett Johannson!

 

She doesn't produce snot, farts or anything that could be discerned as offensive, disgusting or stinky. Not possible.