Scarlett J. is off the market boys!

She's very hit or miss with me. When she's all glammed up in that old Hollywood glamour look, she's stunning. But in movies, I often find her oddly mannish.

 

I find the same things true about Ryan Reynolds.

Weird.

 

She doesn't have a classically beautiful or even pretty face. Her features aren't standard issue attractive, although I think when she's made up she's quite lovely.

And she's one of the few women in Hollywood right now who's really curvy.

 

Anne Hathaway just broke up with her boyfriend, and she likes bootsing.

Mikey, go for it.

 

Fittingly, Anne's old boyfriend is probably getting bootsed by his new roomie as we speak.

 

And by slipping through the cracks, you're referring to Ryan's slipping into Scarlett's crack?

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Or not.

http://defamer.com/5057439/how-the-anne-hathaway-loves-anal-sex-rumor-fooled-the-internet

 

Nah. Seems like it'd take effort. That's not my style.

 

I'd do awful things to that woman and not regret any of them in the morning.

 

Just so extremely not true. He's done some lightweight parts, but the guy has chops.

 

Agreed.