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Say Hello to Suri Cruise! (courtesy of Katie Couric)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Deeper_Background, Sep 5, 2006.

  1. the fop

    the fop Member

    I don't know, guys. Photo No. 3 looks just like Vincent Lauria from The Color of Money.
  2. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    That baby is wearing a wig.
  3. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Number one, the kid was supposedly born in April, nearly five months ago. As someone whose friend just gave birth less than two weeks ago to a child who popped out ready for 6-9 month clothes (11 pounds, 9 ounces, 23 inches), this kid is not out of the range of size.

    Plus, and I know this may be a shock to any of you, since you don't look at her eyes, but those are Katie's eyes. Up and down. The turndown in the outer corners? Katie's sad, puppy-dog eyes. The fact they're smaller on the outside than the inside? Tom's.


    The kid is gorgeous, and looks to me like it's theirs. I mean, at first the jokes were that it was a test-tube baby. Now there's no way it's even his genes? Pick a story, guys.
  4. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

  5. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

  6. Precious Roy

    Precious Roy Active Member

    I was just standing here, Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.
    Oh, please someone just tell me why Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet.
    Now I'm getting angry.

    Reporter: AHHHHHHH1
  7. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    The baby looks exactly like Holmes...

    I believe a lot of the conspiracy theories about Cruise. But I think this is definitely "their" kid. Do I think it's possible that the baby is a product of in-vitro fertilization and the whole setup is being done to cover up that Cruise is gay? Perhaps, but the kid looks like what you would expect their kid to look like...
  8. Sly

    Sly Active Member

    The headline on that magazine is the worst I have ever seen ...

    And a little piece of my heart breaks every time I see Katie Holmes being led around by the Scientologists ...
  9. the fop

    the fop Member

    Thanks for the assist, Deeper_B.
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Folks, if you're going to go and take this shit seriously, it ruins all the fun.

    But the kid does have a pompadour.

    On the snap, Vincent!
  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Huh, I thought the kid would look more like a turkey baster.
  12. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Agreed. Maybe in the end he's just a dude who happens to follow an incredibly insane religion that is based on science-fiction novels.

    It always reminds me of the legend that after Star Wars came out, Coppola told George Mucas to start a religion around this whole force thing. Mucas, of course, laughed it off.

    Mr. L. Ron Psychlo did not. And people like Cruise buy it hook, line and sinker.

    None of which means that he's dumb enough to refuse to nail Ms. Holmes, given the opportunity.
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