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Saw a great sign

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by accguy, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. accguy

    accguy Member

    on my way to a game today, I saw this sign on the "marquee" of a liquor store:

    "Family gatherings go quicker with liquor"

    I laughed out loud.
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Used to always pass a place called the Liquor Doctor, and joke about whether it was on my HMO.
  3. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Buddy's Liquor in these parts used to always have great signs. My fave:

    "Lunch special/2 cookies and a pint of Mad Dog, $2.49"

    We also have a classic car week called Cruisin' the Coast. This used to run during it:

    "If you ain't boozin', you ain't Cruisin'"
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    In other words, the motto of the Minnesota Vikings.
  5. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Seen in a jewelry store in Owen Sound, Ontario (Hi, Double J!)

    "Ears pierced while you wait".
  6. Satchel Pooch

    Satchel Pooch Member

    That's hilarious.
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