Santana trade official

Since certain little people can't stand being iggied and must reply to people who hate their fucking guts and must try to renew battles they've already lost dozens of times, that thread got locked.

So Santana is a Met. My stiffy subsides.

 

That's a hell of a get for the Mets. And I'm among those who wasn't sure that the deal would get done in time.

 

The deal was never not getting done. The Mets needed him and Santana had nowhere else to go. Maybe he won't get every cent he's seeking, but he's getting a lot more--guaranteed--by inking the deal right now as opposed to waiting and seeing.

He's set for the next 10 generations and the union has its market-setting deal. All is well.

 

Yeah, all is well.

Asshat. 8)

 

the mets still will suck donkey balls in hell.

 

Clearly an overreaction to the Phillies' acquisition of Pedro Feliz.

 

This obviously means the Royals have one less obstacle en route to the 2008 AL pennant.

 

So the Mets still need two more starters and a bullpen.

 

Dude, haven't you heard? Only the northeast matters.

That's why Rudy's going to win the presidency. Just you wait and see.

 

He's on the comeback trail. I wonder which is the worse number, proportionally, his dollars spent ($50 million) or 9/11 references (countless, really) to delegates (1).

 

solid.

 

He's the Moonlight Graham of presidential politics.