Santa can be one creepy guy, can't he?

Could be MUCH worse.


BTW, link at the bottom of that first website goes to Sun Sentinel's archive of 230-some-odd bad Santa pics. Buncha yowlin' kids.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/holiday/sfl-scaredofsanta-ugc,0,7181908.ugcphotogallery

 

Is the economy so bad that even The King has had to take a second job as a mall santa?

 

So I just got the costume last night for today's Christmas party and just got it home and tried it on (I work the night shift) -- The jacket fits like a glove (scary as that may be) and the pants are about 8 inches too short and not near wide enough. Can only get them half way up -- my ass, aparently, is larger than the guy's who owns the suit. Is it wrong if Santa wears black dress pants? for some reason I don't own baggy red pants. Otherwise I will be flashing a half moon all afternoon. Obviously from these photos Santa can be traumatizing enough to some kids, I don't think anyone needs to experience that, however.

 

go to wal-mart.. get some red sweat pants... harass the jewelry counter woman into ringing it up when, clearly, she's not interested in working. post about it. [crossthread]