Santa can be one creepy guy, can't he?

I don't care how much those guys make...it is not enough.

 

A friend of mine used to be a Mall Santa in high school and college. As bad as the kids could be, he said the parents were almost always worse.

 

Every sportswriter and youth coach in America knows this is true.

 

WFFW.

 

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Love this stuff.

My fave:

"Well, you can't have him back! He's mine now! Back off!"

That, and the one with the number plaque at the bottom, like it's a Santa's booking mugshot.

 

At our local high end shopping mall, you can't get your child's photo sitting on Santa's knee. Too much danger danger there, they say.

So they have "interactive " story sessions with Santa along with some singalongs and dancing with about 40 kids in each 30 minute session. Sounds an awful lot like school.

Glad my kids are grown up.

 

Saddly I just got volunteered to be Santa at the company family christmas party this weekend because the Santa they had lined up bailed at the last minute.

Now should I do it straight up, should I go as creepy Santa, or should I go as drunk and surly Santa.

 

Beef Sunday morning.

 

So wrong man.

 

Could be worse...

 

I suppose.