Sandra Bullock: Mommy

Goes to show what I've experienced first hand: About 95% of H'wood scandals that hit the press are orchestrated by the people involved, and are not "uncovered" by tabloid reporters. If celebs don't want you to know, it's a pretty good bet you won't know. See Cruise, Tom and Travolta, John, for further proof.

 

Unless he's been to James Brown's hairdresser, the child appears to be Latino, not black. But he does have a "What You Talkin' Bout, Willis?!?" look on his face ...

 

OK, that's funny...

 

I've read this five times and still have no idea what it means.

 

My black friends' children all come out looking paler than me...which is to say basically albino. A child that age hasn't even come close to reaching his final skin color, and their hair is almost ALWAYS super soft and wavy until they get older.

 

I have a lot of respect for what she's been through. And yes... to answer the obvious question, in a second.