S--t, shower and shave survey -- same routine for all guys?

Wouldn't it be the S.S. Brown Salmon, because sometimes they do swim upstream.

 

And don't forget that both species of fish are blind ...

 

Now that this thread has gone into the crapper ...

Back on topic, bathroom and shower. Shave? Maybe someday.

 

I'll rarely ever take the Browns to the Super Bowl early in the morning - that's always part of the early-afternoon routine. Usually it's a shower then a shave, because if I'm in the shower after I've shaved - even if it's late at night - the hot water usually irritates anywhere I've nicked.

I will agree that there's no more dissatisfying feeling than dropping one after a shower. I'll agree with Mike - it's time wasted, especially if you get the splashback.

 

If anyone asks me whether I learned something new today, I'll refer to ^.

Then again, you could have bricklaying in the locker room, if anybody had too much cheese.

 

I shower every morning, shave maybe twice a week and shit whenever I feel the need.

And for years I shaved in the shower, but now I do it after I get out. I felt guilty about the water I was wasting.

 

We're here to educate, my friend.
Although, now that I'm thinking about it, it may sound like "trowel" but be an offshoot of "drop trow", as in "trousers".

 

There was an episode where George peed in the shower of a gym and the guy Elaine was with at the time caught him.

"It's all pipes!"

 

What is this "morning" you speak of?

 

Morning constitutional after one cup of coffee, shower after the second.

Shave if I feel like it.

 

Also shave in the shower.

Shaving afterward just doesn't give me a close enough shave.

Shaving before and I may as well have the paramedics on speed dial.

 

I did it back in 2000. It was overrated.