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S--t, shower and shave survey -- same routine for all guys?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by goalmouth, Apr 10, 2008.

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What's your morning routine?

  1. Shit, shower and shave

    32 vote(s)
    49.2%

  2. Shave, shit and shower

    4 vote(s)
    6.2%

  3. Shit, shave and shower

    23 vote(s)
    35.4%

  4. Shower, shit, and shave

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  5. Eats shits and leaves

    5 vote(s)
    7.7%
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  1. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Wow.


    As for the topic at hand ... I have started shaving after showering. I don't cut myself nearly as much.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Apr 10, 2008
    #25
  2. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Also, in the poll, Eats shits and leaves makes it sound like you are eating turds. I think a comma is needed somewhere.
     
    Bob Slydell, Apr 10, 2008
    #26
  3. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
    "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Apr 10, 2008
    #27
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I've been known to get back IN the shower after I've gone to the bathroom when that happens.
     
    forever_town, Apr 10, 2008
    #28
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I don't think it was a typo, Bob. "drops trowel" is a common southern expression for pulling down your pants, especially unexpectedly and in a public place.
     
    Batman, Apr 10, 2008
    #29
  6. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    I have a friend who HAS to take a shower after he drops the kids off at the pool.
     
    Bob Slydell, Apr 10, 2008
    #30
  7. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Was there an episode of Seinfeld about someone putting a toilet in their shower?

    Because in one fell swoop, that would take care of the shitting, showering and shaving. Especially if there was a mirror in the shower. So you can see where you're shaving.
     
    hockeybeat, Apr 10, 2008
    #31
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I've done that, too. It depends on how deep I am into my morning routines. If I'm already dressed, I'll chalk up the loss. If I've still drying, and the faucets are still warm, I'm going for Round 2.
     
    mike311gd, Apr 10, 2008
    #32
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Garbage disposal, HB.
     
    mike311gd, Apr 10, 2008
    #33
  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I always do my best to drop the kids off first thing in the morning, simply because having to take a dump in the middle of a four-mile run is no fun.

    Then, I shave, brush my teeth and head off to PT.

    Shower at the gym afterward.
     
    three_bags_full, Apr 10, 2008
    #34
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That expression doesn't lose meaning once you've got kids, right? Because that'd just be too bad.
     
    mike311gd, Apr 10, 2008
    #35
  12. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    There was an episode of some show--or maybe it was a movie--where there was a toilet in the shower.
     
    hockeybeat, Apr 10, 2008
    #36
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