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S*** on a Cake

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. Only in West Chester. ;)

     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: Sh!t on a Cake

    Can Pennsylvania please be allowed to secede?
     
  3. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Re: Sh!t on a Cake

    200 hours of community service is not enough. 1,000, maybe. Maybe.
     
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: Sh!t on a Cake

    "And you win the Quickfire Challenge!"[/topchefpennsylvania]
     
  5. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Re: Sh!t on a Cake

    Clean the toilets.....yes......with their tongues.

    :p
     
  6. sgreenwell

    sgreenwell Well-Known Member

    Re: Sh!t on a Cake

    Here was the most shocking thing to me - it was three girls doing that. I guess the sexes truly are equal now, it's just that we were racing to the bottom.
     
  7. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    Re: Sh!t on a Cake

    Stuff like this solidifies my Hobbesian view of humanity.
     
  8. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Re: Sh!t on a Cake

    Never underestimate what a teenage girl will do...

    This does remind me of one of my favorite stories.

    According to the story, a middle school was faced with an unique problem.

    A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

    She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day.

    To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

    Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirrors.
     
  9. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    How did it not stink to high heaven?
     
  10. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    "No really....it's our world famous extra choclaty-chunky peanut butter cake!"
     
  11. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Clearly, these girls were correct in thinking their shit don't stink.
     
  12. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I'm going to bet these girls saw The Help recently. And, yeah, at some point when you get it near your mouth, which on most people is close to the nose, wouldn't something kick in?
     
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