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Russell Crowe too fat to film love scenes with Sienna Miller

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Simon_Cowbell, Jan 10, 2009.

  1. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Funny side note....

    I was in the mall a little while ago and was asked to participate in this movie survey thing. They asked me if I was interested in seeing either "GI Joe", "The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3" and "G-Force". I said yes to Pelham, maybe to G-Force and "Hell No" to Gi Joe.

    The lady asked me why. I then explained that I've heard nothing but bad things. She shows me a trailer and asks if I still feel that way. I say "No,". Surprised, she asks me to explain. I say "I think it looks even worse now."

    We then spent five minutes going over why I felt that the movie looks like shit. She shows me the trailer again and asks me to pick out my favorite part. I said "I don't have one".

    Mark my words. This flick is going to be garbage.
     
  2. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Oh, I know. I have nothing against tabloids in general. :)

    A vacuous airhead cast as a vacuous airhead. Praising her for that is like saying Eminem really had to stretch to play a poor white kid-turned-rapper from a trailer park in suburban Detroit.
     
  3. Flash

    Flash Guest


    You know what is funny?

    How you and I have very different definitions of the word 'funny.'
     
  4. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Didn't you have me on blast for a while? Please, feel free to go back to that. :)
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I'll be glad to stand in as Russell's body double if we can keep Sienna. ;)
     
  6. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I go to the movies all the time and I'm trying to rack my brain to think what the fuck Sienna Miller has ever done to merit the attention she gets.

    She sucks.
     
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    She fucked Jude Law. I really can't think of any other reason.
     
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Do you think that, in your last sentence, you may have hit on the very thing?
     
  9. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    Yet another actress I have never heard of.
     
  10. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Check her out, I guess.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1092227/
     
  11. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    I just did, I have never seen anything she has been in.
     
  12. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Oh, George. I heard he loves her. (At least I heard it.)
     
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