Running sex tape thread

I thought she was fine in Parenthood, though I might have been thinking with my penis.

Either way, does the top promo line on Minka Kelly's sex tape read, "FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS ACTRESS" or "DEREK JETER'S EX"? I'd think the latter.

 

How were Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee left off the list?

 

It's funny, but there's a sex tape out there for a very prominent TV/movie actress and when it came out, she completely ignored it and I don't think it had any impact and by doing that, people essentially wrote it off assuming it wasn't her.

Having seen it, I think it's pretty obvious it's her, but it's just an example of how if you ignore it, most people will as well. Granted, this actress isn't as hot as Minka Kelly, but she's probably considered much more famous.

 

Blind gossip?

 

So it's a Marlee Matlin sex tape?

 

That would be deaf gossip.

Blind gossip would be a Dana Elcar porn tape.

 

Whoops. I meant to type a Maggie Lizer sex tape. Carry on.

 

Isn't being naked pretty much all Hazell's celebrity is based upon? Not that there isn't an appeal to looking at her naked.

I thought Chynna actually went into porn. I certainly don't want to go look to find out, though.

 

Chyna did several pornos, IIRC. I know this as a wrestling fan, not a fan of beastly she-male porn, before anyone says anything.
Her debut (and most famous one) was "One Night in Chyna." Never saw it, but I imagine it was slightly more nauseating than "2 Girls, 1 Cup."

 

Is there any female celebrity who, at this point, could move the needle with a sex tape to the point of making the needle explode? And I'm talking a high-quality sex tape, not the ridiculous "Paris Hilton blowing a guy on a night vision camera" variety. Something along the lines of the Pamela Anderson-Tommy Lee tape, in terms of quality and impact.
It's got to be someone feasible, too. Hot enough and enough of a celebrity where you still want to see them naked, but not too far down the ladder that you have a "been there, done that," "god, what a trainwreck," or "now that's a desperate cry for help" reaction.

 

Kate Middleton and/or her sister - with a special appearance from Harry.

 

A Duchess of Wales sex tape would definitely cause a meltdown. I still contend a Jennifer Aniston sex tape -- especially if it was from her time with Pitt -- would cause an EARTHQUAKE of needle movement.

As for Minka, let's say there is a sex tape draft. (Everyone must be 18 to be eligible.) Is she a top five pick? I think she is, unless the teams drafting at the top are ladies or gay men, and then maybe Channing Tatum or Ryan Lochte someone like that pushes her down the board.