Running SEC Baseball Tourney thread

Clearly, this tournament would be better if it were played in the HealthSouth Dome in beautiful, crime-free downtown Birmingham.

 

Sung to the Beverly Hillibillies theme ...

"The Ballad of Gene Hallman"

Come and listen to a story about a man named Gene
A real good PR shill, really kept his tourney teed,
Then one day he was rustling up some grub,
And down from Red Mount came a mighty fine schlub.

Dome that is. Pure gold, Bama's fleeced.

Well the first thing you know ol Gene's a millionaire,
'Ham folk said "Gene, take the dome away from here"
Said "the NFL won't ever want to come down this way"
So Gene loaded up his Caddy and moved to Regions.

Park, that is. Hoover town, MTV stars.



rb

 

That's



Jerry!



[/kennybania]

 

Gene leave a trail of grease behind him where ever he walks... and it isn't from the hair products.

 

I am already on my third Dr. Pepper, washing down two McD's biscuits -- and it is barely 9 a.m. A formidable gastrointestinal day awaits, Mr. Rules.

Oh, slappy, that "gift" is a cellphone cover.

Alabama vs. Arkansas opens up in just under an hour.

rb

 

Good to see the Anderson Independent Mail represented here as well, albeit not drinking purple Gatorade and tripping over thin air.

Had a conversation with a local radio larnyx (isn't that like "TV hairdo"?) who is a longtime lurker here. He was querying who some of our lumiaries are in real life -- a question both slappy and I kaboshed in record time. NO OUTING!

rb

 

I'm looking forward to some hilarity on here, fuckers.

Don't forget to bring the funny.

 

Is it bad karma or bad etiquette for the working press to predict a tourney winner?

Since I'm not coming to the ballpark or pressbox, I'll go ahead and take a stab.
I'm predicting Mississippi State wins the title game Sunday.

 

This is going to have to go down as one of the great weeks in SportsJournalists.com history:

SEC baseball tournament thread
GF advice needed
Bone in/ bone out ...

OK, gotta add the pot brownies. "I think we're dead."

 

Chickens, bitches.

/fanboy looser

 

Mr. Cargo Shorts is IN DA HOUSE! All the luminaries are here ... Too bad The Rules of Golf is too busy trying to straighten out his banana ball at the Highland Park Goat Track right now. Douche.

rb

 

I believe the correct term i Douche nozzle...

And I will try to life up to the standards set by my newspaper-of-the-week

Hey, I've been looking on my schedule and can't find it... what time does LSU play Auburn?