Running SB XLVI commercial, food, half-time, non-football thread

Maybe it's because I make commercials for a living now, but I'm looking forward to the new crop...other than the Broderick CRV spot, I've avoided all the "leaked" previews. For personal reasons, cheering for VW to retain its spot in the USA Today Admeter rankings.

 

We're doing an Asian theme tonight. My friend's wife is a first-generation Chinese American and she loves to cook traditional Chinese for everyone. I'm going to try and make some egg rolls and not embarrass myself.

 

Picking up 10 lbs of fresh boiled crawfish from the seafood market down the street in a couple of hours.

 

I hate you.

 

This is going to be an interesting game. I just started a 12-week program at my gym and so I've been pretty good about not eating anything bad for the past couple days. Avoiding it tonight is going to be more than a little bit difficult since, by all accounts, the menu will consist of pizza, wings and other non-ideal items.

Hey, I'm sure I won't get judged for sticking to yogurt and granola bars.

 

We can't all live a Bo Jackson 1989 All-Star game home run from the Gulf of Mexico. The tradeoff is that once every 30 years, a 15-foot wall of water shows up at your front door ...

 

I've got to manage a fucking web site today. I'll scrounge in the pantry to see if those chips in the back that have been there since God knows when are still edible.

Also, the doggy treats I bought yesterday have peanut butter coating. That could be interesting while watching Madonna.

 

I just lit the charcoal. Gonna smoke a pork butt for a few hours, then throw some marinated chicken thighs on there. My wife is going to make pigs in blanket.

Anybody got a good wing recipe? Looking for something easy, made with staples found in most homes.

 

Chips, M&Ms, veggies, soft pretzels from Philly Pretzel Factory, and pizza.

 

Chowda in one pot, chili in the other.

Really surprised at the over/under of 1:32 for Kelly Clarkson's anthem. That's like 20 seconds less than Aguilera's last year. OTOH, maybe Clarkson actually knows the song.

 

Doing cheesy sausage dip in the crockpot and bringing it in for the office buffet.

Just five ingredients: Velveeta, cream cheese, sausage, Rotel and cream of mushroom soup.

 

In a plastic resealable bag, mix:

1 cup flour
1/2 cup corn meal
Lots of salt
Lots of cayenne
Some paprika
Lots of pepper

In other words, make your dry ingredients look seasoned. You should always be able to see your seasonings. Soak the wings in hot sauce prior to battering. Place the wings in the plastic baggie and shake them about.

Fry them.

In a pot, mix lots of hot sauce, some butter and garlic powder. Cook it until mixes well and then shake the wings in a plastic bowl with a top.

Eat.