Running Preseason NFL playoff predictions.

NFC:
East, Giants. West, Cards. Central, Chicago by default. South: Atlanta.
Wildcards: Who the hell cares? (OK, Cowboys, Eagles).
Champs: Giants over Zona.
AFC:
East, Dolphins. West, Bolts. Central, Steelers. South: Tits.
Wildcard: Pats, Colts.
Champs: Tits over Fins.
Super Bowl: Tits over Gints.

 

Teams that were .500 or worse who I expect to have winning records: Packers, 49ers, Texans and Bills.

 

Tim predicts that the Patriots will beat the Eagles in Super Bowl XXXIX.

 

Actually I didn't think of the Texans. Excellent dark horse pick.

 

The Texans have been a darkhorse pick for several years along with the 49ers and Bills. How have those worked out recently?

 

The Bills, really? I beg to differ. I love the Bills and hate them, but this team isn't going anywhere as long as Jauron and company are there. The Bills suck. Absolutely suck and what a waste of some decent talent.

 

Trent Edwards will be not too unlike Randall in 1998

 

Your grammar confuses me, simon. Are you saying he'll have an MVP season?

I suck at predictions, but a few thoughts on the upcoming season:

*Brady and the Pats will return to form and win 13 games, inclduing a run-up-the-score beatdown of the Dolphins that includes at least two scores out of the Wildcat
*Joe Flacco will endure a sophomore slump and the Ravens will miss the playoffs
*The Colts won't come close to extending their string of 12-win seasons and will miss the playoffs if the Texans win 10 games
*The 49ers will make the playoffs
*The Steelers won't repeat
*If Wade Phillips makes it to Thanksgiving, he'll be fired after the ’Boys shit the bed in Jerry's beloved new stadium on Turkey Day
*The Eagles will lose the NFC title game to someone