Running OOPS! thread

One of my papers once ran a story about a local team being awarded a plague.

Story, headline, cutline: The plague was everywhere. ... The plague looked like a plaque to me.

 

I'm always afraid I'll write about what happened at a pubic hearing.

 

The old standby of some all-time classics.
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/04/26/unfortunate-publishing-layouts-of-our-time/

 

It is changed now, but as you can tell from the link, the headline originally said:

"Family cat saves Bakersfield boy from attacking dog"

http://www.bakersfieldcalifornian.com/local/x1372324891/Family-cat-saves-Bakersfield-boy-from-attacking-dog

 

I'm always afraid I won't catch it when I type turd instead of turf. Nothing worse than the quarterback lying on the turd after a playoff loss.

 

You only cover our barbecues when our steak gets burned.

 

EDIT: Full shot here. Only the headline is a mistake. The front-page photos and graphics didn't transfer properly on the image above.

http://epaper.indianexpress.com/273404/Indian-Express/16-May-2014#page/1/1

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j8jVFTOV5Y

 

Always enjoyed the "Roasted Nuts" headline in The Trentonian
about a fire at mental hospital

 

Can anyone make any friggin sense out of this ESPN sentence:

So have they now just eliminated the title of editor altogether over there?

 

<img src="http://edushyster.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/barbie1.jpg">

 

AP has similar line...but it actually makes sense.