Running Let's Write Song Lyrics Thread

You guys are terrible at this
Worse than the smell of days old piss

 

You only need the chorus
A couple times a song
So don't forget the verses
You'll find you can't go wrong

But if you think you're finished and your song is sounding great

Get your ass back to the keyboard and bang out the middle eight.

 

I'm pretty sure this is how Lennon and McCartney honed their craft ...

 

She left me cold and broken.
I've nowhere left to go.
How I hate that psycho bitch.
Bangin' little body, though.

 

Pretty much all these lyrics suck, Charlie Brown.

 

I've been accused of bein' a troll
But in my private moments
I'm just a guy who sings Steve Perry's Foolish Heart to his baby

 

I'm on the Davenport
Working on a book report
Surfing on my cell phone
Thinkin up some homophones
Movies on the teevee
Dylan on the ceedee
R.E.M. on MP3
Workin on some dope rhyme
Hoop game in overtime
Bowie, Prince, Ali are dead
I got mail I haven't read
Another lazy summer morn
Your brother's always surfing porn
Donald wants to fuck Ivanka
I'll never vote for him, no thankya
Maggots in the basement
Messin with my medicine
Im on the pavement
Bitchin bout the government
Man in the teabag hat
With his saggy soggy splitting tubes
Feed em to the racist rubes
Run em by the hipster noobs
Focus on the bouncing boobs
And I will repeat it
It's the end of the squirrel
As we know it
And your papa says he knows
That I don't know Eddie Money
So look out kid
It's something you said
You'll wake up some morning
And find yourself dead
Don't ask me, you can go and ask Ed.

 

Whoa! That's a blast from the past, Charlie Brown.

I just remember that Peppermint Patty was a real slut, Charlie Brown.

 

I believe she's a 6, Charlie Brown.

 

"I Believe She's a 6" is definitely the name of a song here ...