Running French Open thread

The pics of Serena and her guns on the AP wire are scary.

 

Guga called it a career after losing his match.

 

He announced that a while back.

 

At least three American men will make the second round, Wayne Odesnik defeated Guillermo Canas today, with the Ginepri-Young match pushed back to tomorrow (from what I can tell).

 

SC, do you have a Serena outfit update for me?

She's the only reason I watch tennis, you know.

 

Awesome. Thank you.

And if you mean by a bra that allows MORE bouncing, I'm all for it ;D

 

All that bouncing's gonna make her boobs sag in five years.

 

Unless she's showing them in Playboy or something, we'll never know...

 

Here's hoping S. Williams loses and blames, oh, the quality of the clay or something. Since she and others can't blame it on her "shape" this time. The American announcers will find something, obviously, since nobody has actually "beaten" S. Williams when she's played her "best tennis."

 

The future of American tennis will be at Court 4 tomorrow.

Scoville Jenkins vs. Luis Horna
followed by
Young vs. Ginepri

 

In case people were not aware . . .

DirecTV again is offering 6 French Open channels, which means there will almost always be a Russian (or Serbian) babe to watch.

Last year it was easy to find, because they put it on Chs. 217-222 (217 being Tennis Channel). But this year they're in the 700s.

 

What about Marat? What channel is he gonna be on? I need hot Russian (male) babes, dammit!