Running Bad-Asses Thread

Never heard of Lieutenant Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill.
" Mad Jack," a British Officer in WWII who used a long bow (last recorded Longbow kill in military history) and a Claymore Sword to kill, maim and capture Nazis.

http://www.vice.com/read/the-strange-tale-of-the-british-soldier-who-killed-nazis-with-a-sword-and-a-longbow

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2255533/The-amazing-story-Mad-Jack-hero-took-Nazis-bow-arrow-later-professional-bagpipe-player.html

This guy sounds awesome!

 

Chuck Norris

 

Bon Scott.

 

"I was fourteen, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up.

"We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troupe's ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies, Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn.

"Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fifty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty.

"Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty.

"I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees."

 

Me.

 

Chuck Yeager; Apollo astronauts; soldiers on front line

 

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/rescorla.html

 

Bitch, please.

 

Greatest speech ever given.