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Running Bad-Asses Thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 25, 2014.

  1. Never heard of Lieutenant Colonel John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill.
    " Mad Jack," a British Officer in WWII who used a long bow (last recorded Longbow kill in military history) and a Claymore Sword to kill, maim and capture Nazis.



    This guy sounds awesome!
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Chuck Norris
  3. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Bon Scott.
  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member


    "I was fourteen, just a little older than Bobby. But I knew Uncle Sam needed me, so I lied and signed up.

    "We had beat the Nazzys in Italy, and they shipped me to the Pacific theater. A Tojo torpedo sent our troupe's ship to the bottom. I could only save three of my buddies, Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. They were kind of like you fellas, only one of them was from Brooklyn.

    "Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put fifty bullets in my back. The blood attracted sharks. I had to give 'em Fatty.

    "Then things took a turn for the worse. I made it to an island, but it was full of Tojos! They were spitting on the U.S. flag! So I rushed 'em, but it was a trap. They opened fire and blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty.

    "I woke up in a field hospital, and they were sewing my feet to my knees."
  5. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

  6. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    Chuck Yeager; Apollo astronauts; soldiers on front line
  7. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

  8. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

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  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

  10. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

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  11. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Bitch, please.
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  12. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    Greatest speech ever given.
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