Running Aussie Open thread

Now that my Colts have turned into choking dogs again, I'm moving on to something else.

Go Davenport!

Serena and that foul evil creature (Henin) win their first-round matches. Jankovic wins, but struggles.

And Andy's up a set. Rowwwwrrrrr.

 

LOOSER!

 

Fuck off!

 

Just yankin' yer chain, chickie. I don't mind tennis in the least. Hell, the Capriati-Hingis marathon a few years back is one of the best matches I've ever seen.

 

Tennis season already. I can hear the roar of a damn NASCAR soon enough. (this is not good news for me)

 

Woohoo!! I love the Aussie Open.

Women's side is always a crapshoot for the opening major.

Men's, not so much, there's the 400-lb Swiss Monster and everyone else. I'm wondering if this is the year Nadal turns the hard-court corner or if he will remain a clay-court specialist and quickly improving grass-court player.

 

Davenport struggling, 2-2 in the 3rd

 

It'd be really nice if instead of pictures of the trainer working on Jankovic's butt, they'd move some of Davenport or Roddick. I know which ones will be more likely to run in my paper . . .

 

Davenport and Roddick matches aren't going to make East Coast papers.
Jankovic's butt on the other hand ...

 

I don't know about Roddick's, but we should get Davenport's. There's no reason for moving double digit pictures of Jankovic's ass getting worked on. Photogs are such fucking pervs.

 

For goodness sake Andy Murray, could you now wait until the third set to get your arse in gear.

If he loses in the first round, my happiness threshold goes down greatly.

 

But which one would attract more readers