Running 2016-17 college microaggressions/safe spaces thread

Hey, Matt Perry fell for a Mexican chick.

Enjoyable flick too.

 

Yeah, but we were all in love with Salma Hayek back then.

 

Still am.

 

Well, now Hopkins has a case of this craziness.

My University Treated Me Like a Criminal Over a Joke | The Martin Center

 

He got exactly the fight he wanted

 

I need a safe space from all these safe spaces.

 

Good grief ...
Prof lets students choose own grades for 'stress reduction'
And the professor admits this doesn't help people develop. But it's all about the feelings.

 

I'm like 80-90 percent certain that is some kind of lengthy troll job by a professor burnt out on snowflakes.

Shouldn't we start a 2017-18 thread sometime soon?

 

We need a linchpin event. I was looking today at the NYT story about the poor souls who rack up $78,000 in debt for a Harvard drama degree. I decided it's sufficiently snowflakey but void of microaggression.

 

The Southern Cal one -- in which bystanders reported a domestic/relationship assault that was vehemently denied by both the perp and the (alleged) victim -- is pretty good. As it involved the kid who kicked the game-winner in the Rose Bowl, I'm kinda surprised it hasn't popped up here.

Kicker Matt Boermeester was removed from USC after an unfair investigation, girlfriend says

 

Tell me this is satire. It can't be a real story.