Ruh-Roh, Michiganders.

Every time I went to a game at Auburn Hills, I knew, just knew, that, sooner or later, Big Beaver Road was going to be a punchline.
Surprise!
http://detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080402/METRO/804020443

 

Nothing gets by those Troy cops!

 

Easily one of the top 10 street/location names in America.

Big Bone Lick state park in Kentucky is still my favorite though.

 

Big Daddy Parkway in Elizabeth City, NC

 

Not to threadjack, but a link from that story said that Wally Bonner, who made every day Christmas Day in Frankenmuth, Mich., has celebrated his last holiday.

I raise a Zehnder's chicken leg in memoriam.

 

What, no love for Dildo, Newfoundland?

 

JR --
Climax, Saskatchewan slipped your mind?
By tghe way, if you take the wrong turn in Pennsylvania, you can wind up (honest to go) in Blue Ball rather than Intercourse.
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin gets a vote, too.

 

It's Bronner.

 

Not only the road, but the exit number too.

 

That's awesome!

They just need a little blue sign to signal prostitution in the area, kind of like a little gas pump for gas stations or a guy in a bed for lodging. Maybe a $ and a walking female stick figure.

 

Ladies of the evening in Michigan are easy to spot.

They're the only ones not wearing ankle bracelets.

 

If you've ever seen a picture of Debbie Stabenow, $150 an hour for rent-a-help is worth every penny...