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Rudy: "We're going to live on!!"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Starman, Oct 15, 2007.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member


    :eek: :eek:
  2. He got it straight from an alien defector named Bernie Kerik.
  3. He then advocated pre-emptive strikes on Mars and challenged Clinton to take a similar stance, lest she be labeled soft on Martian terrorism.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It's a cookbook!
  5. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Norman Podhoretz is already consulting with Rudy about his plans for an attack on Mars.
  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Fuck Mars. It's those Venusian bastards we really have to worry about. :eek: :eek:
  7. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    True, it's rumored that their radicals have weapons of mass destruction.
  8. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    The piece leaves out the part where Giuliani pulled out a pair of special sunglasses, put them on and then told the secret service to remove someone in the crowd.
  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Venus and Mars: the new axis of evil. :eek:
  10. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    He must have seen someone that looked like an Arab.
  11. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "I feel I am well equipped to deal with alien attacks, considering my experience with a little thing called 9-11".
  12. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    There's no need to attack Mars. It's being crippled by its own global warming. Our driving SUVs on Earth has even affected Mars!
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