Rudy: "We're going to live on!!"

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

 

He got it straight from an alien defector named Bernie Kerik.

 

He then advocated pre-emptive strikes on Mars and challenged Clinton to take a similar stance, lest she be labeled soft on Martian terrorism.

 

It's a cookbook!

 

Norman Podhoretz is already consulting with Rudy about his plans for an attack on Mars.

 

Fuck Mars. It's those Venusian bastards we really have to worry about.

 

True, it's rumored that their radicals have weapons of mass destruction.

 

The piece leaves out the part where Giuliani pulled out a pair of special sunglasses, put them on and then told the secret service to remove someone in the crowd.

 

Venus and Mars: the new axis of evil.

 

He must have seen someone that looked like an Arab.

 

"I feel I am well equipped to deal with alien attacks, considering my experience with a little thing called 9-11".

 

There's no need to attack Mars. It's being crippled by its own global warming. Our driving SUVs on Earth has even affected Mars!