Rudy Giuliani in car accident

Now I know what it was like to swim against Michael Phelps.

 

In other news, asked to describe the incident, Giuliani said: "It's an immigrant problem."

 

He's simply unable to make a turn to the left.

 

We need a stat that tells us who gives out the most likes.

Who is the most promiscuous with them, and who's likes are the hardest to attain?

 

Should we let those who abhor the loosest likers into the country?

 

Remember those "Fred McGriff Has Homered in 43 Ballparks" stats back in the 1990s?

I want one of those for posters. Who has gotten a like from the most number of posters and who is their white whale.

 

I fear I might be too generous with them, reducing their value to almost nothing.

 

He's two likes from 50. Which means he's two likes from me punching a horse in the face.

 

Covered an offensive lineman who punched a police horse. Turns out horses win every fist fight against humans. The horse barely even flinched apparently.

 

For $50 I'll unlike it.

 

Alex Karras begs to differ.

 

My LGPPR -- Likes Given Per Post Ratio -- might be higher than my already impressive LPPR -- Likes Per Post Ratio.

I spend too much time here. Also: I'm still a llama, but with trophy points.