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Roy Williams: I died for your sins.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Look at that damn kid, carrying the ball like a loaf of unleavened bread.

    Jesus oughta give him a forearm shiver just out of principle.
     
  2. beardpuller

    beardpuller Active Member

    From this I learn that the Devil wears No. 21, and that he almost sacked Jesus, before He pitched the ball.
     
  3. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    The one thing the Apostles always lacked.

    Lots of wedge busters, no power blockers.
     
  4. StevieNicks

    StevieNicks Member

    Wasn't there a baseball thread that headed in this very direction?
     
  5. mediaguy

    mediaguy Well-Known Member

    And on the third day, he caught up to the receiver in the end zone ...
     
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Update: Gregg Doyel of CBS Sportsline weighs in with a very hot sports opinion ...

    http://www.sportsline.com/columns/story/10858796

    "Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams sucks at zone coverage, but Jesus loves him.

    No, wait. Sorry -- I made a mess of that sentence. Let me try it again:

    Roy Williams sucks at zone coverage because Jesus loves him.

    There. Better."
     
  7. StevieNicks

    StevieNicks Member

    Jesus-fucking-Christ.
     
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