Rosie vs. Star

Hell, I'd take Tony Danza over Star.

 

Two segments with Al Roker? WTF? Isn't that a bitch? A brotha interviewing a sista for the black perspective. How nice is that shit?

Al: How do you feel about all of this? (tilting his head in faux sympathy)
Star: (munching on a drumstick) All I ever said was that once I knew Rosie was going to take my place, I knew that The Man didn't want me there. Hand me that package of Ding Dongs, will you Al?

Two people with gastric bypass surgeries talking to each other. Jeez :

 

Maybe I haven't been paying attention to this whole thing, but why is this important? Why do people care about it and why should I give a shit about it?

 

Quickie answers: 1. It isn't. 2. Because most people are idiots. 3. You shouldn't.

 

Both Rosie O'Donnell and Star should consider themselves GROUNDED, sent to their rooms and are not to come out until they agree to stay out of public view!

 

Well look who crawled out of HER hole...

 

Star Jones is an object lesson to fat, rich people everywhere.

Lose the weight, THEN get the plastic surgery.

 

You behave yourself or you're grounded!!!

And it wasn't a hole as much as it was a professional life Hell.....which I'm hoping is now starting to subside somewhat....

 

"And now, making her debut at the Kittycat Club, direct from a successful engagement in Roswell, please put your hands together for.....STAR!"

 

That picture should be NSFW!!!

You're grounded, Double J!

 

I debated long and hard before posting that. I finally decided we should be like a jury viewing a crime scene photo -- the horror simply cannot be ignored.

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