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Rory McIlroy: terrible closer

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by LongTimeListener, May 21, 2014.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Calls off wedding to Caroline Wozniacki -- AFTER they sent out the invitations.

    "The wedding invitations issued at the weekend made me realize that I wasn't ready for all that marriage entails."'

    http://www.tmz.com/2014/05/21/rory-mcilroy-wedding-is-off-break-up-caroline-woznicacki/#ixzz32MraCswU

    Douche.
     
  2. Kato

    Kato Active Member

    Maybe he should have gone this route:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt8E_27iyOk
     
  3. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    Everyone has been saying he'll never be Tiger.
     
  4. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    Don't blame the guy; married at 25? What's the rush, so you can be a grandpa at 55? Well okay, sometimes I wish I did not have to wait to 70 to be a grandpa.
     
  5. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    You don't blame him for walking away from this?

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    Hey, whatever. Each to their own, I guess. Dibs on Wozniacki.
     
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  6. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    The invitations pushed him over the edge? Haven't heard that one before.

    What's the etiquette on returning the RSVP if you know the wedding is off? "Mr and Mrs playthrough would have attended, and we both would have had the chicken."
     
  7. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    I've known some very hot women who became ugly the minute they opened their mouth.
     
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  8. ColdCat

    ColdCat Well-Known Member

    depends on what purpose they have for opening their mouth.
     
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  9. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    "Behind every beautiful woman is a man who's tired of banging her."
     
  10. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Talk about a case of the yips that close to the cups ...
     
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  11. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    No doubt, she's hot; just saying no need to rush into marriage.
     
  12. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    A perfectly reasonable thought for Rory to explore the day before the invitations are sent out. The day after? Not so much.
     
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