Romantic • Not Romantic

Nicely done. Why not spring for the wax, just to further set the mood?

 

In keeping with the automotive theme, you also have to finish on her grille.

 

But not before using the dipstick to check the oil level.

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

Some people might prefer the exhaust pipe.

 

If you're driving the neighbor's car, maybe.

 

That's thinkin' with yer dipstick, Jimmy!

 

Got me through college

 

A similar sort of issue arose a few years back when Mrs. Henry and I had the services of a limo for the evening. I mean, we've all seen the movies. She just made a face.

"If we did that ... just think about all the other people who have done that in here."

Buzzkill.

 

Only if the car wash is topless . As you're smackin ole Ethel on the lips take a peak at what is pressed against the window for further inspiration.

 

I've used this maneuver, so I applaud Boom for realizing its potential.

The tricks are to get the longest wash (i.e., pay for the bullshit wax) and be halfway done by the time the green light goes on telling you to pull in slowly.

 

Bogus poll. Mini-Ditka wasn't a choice.