Roll Tide-ettes! Bama Sorority Video Knots Nation's Panties!

Ding, ding, ding! And we have a winner!

This "story" is straight from the why-should-anyone-give-the-proverbial-rat's-ass file.

 

"Bama sorority" and "panties" in the thread title? I think Jeff hired Riptide as his SEO expert.

 

Am I allowed to count myself as being offended multiple times after repeat viewings of the video?

 

I'm most offended by their choice of music.

 

There's music?

 

1 percent. Wow. And did any of them get in?

 

And we're done.
Well done, AQB.

 

I'm with most people in the fact that where's the harm? If any, it's to themselves as they totally re-inforced the vapid, empty-headed college girl type whose main worries are when their next nail appointment will be, what's the balance on Daddy's credit card and laying the groundwork for marrying a law school or med school grad who's going to be boffing something on the side two years into the marriage.
Of the girls in that video, how many will:
A. Have a drunken lesbian encounter at spring break in Cabo hit youporn?
B. Try out for a future season of Big Brother or Party Down South?
C. Marry aforementioned frat boy with Bama Bangs and wind up a kept woman who has daily affairs with Prince Valium?
D. Spend $100,000 of Daddy's money on a worthless degree and wind up getting a real estate license and peddle condos in Gulf Shores?

 

My other observation from watching it: christ, is there nothing that comes out of Tuscaloosa that doesn't focus on their football team? Even the friggin sorority videos are dominated by themes of football jerseys, football stadiums, football fields, football whatever....

 

There's actually an active Alabama football player in the video, running back Kenyan Drake.

 

Sorority dads must have loved that.

 

giggity.