Roger Clemens Trial

Starts tomorrow.

Predictions?

 

ROGER CLEMENS IS SITTING IN THE DEFENDANT'S CHAIR! OH MY GOODNESS! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! OF ALL THE AMAZING THINGS! ROGER CLEMENS IS ON TRIAL!

That a good enough prediction for ya?

 

People will cringe a lot.

 

Prediction? Pain.

 

A steady stream of updated stories clogging up the AP wire.

 

Just run full-body photos of the cementhead in his later BoSox days, and another set from his days as a Yankee, and try not to laugh.

 

More hair loss.

 

The most riveting point will come when Mrs. Clemens is subpoenaed to testify for the prosecution. Will she lie for Roger or tell the truth? There's always an angle somewhere to expose a lie because no one can keep it to themselves. You just have to find that witness. (At least that's the hope.)

 

McNamara won't be the most credible whiteness, but Andy Pettitte's testimony could destroy him.

Pettitte has no reason to lie. He was friends with, and an admirer of, Clemens.

 

Why will former Red Sox manager John McNamara be testifying in this trial?

Or did you mean McNamee?

 

There are some fanboy congressmen that are going to come out looking pretty bad in this.

 

There are some fanboy congressmen that are going to look pretty bad after this trial.

I wonder if Tom Verducci is on the witness list.