Roethlisberger appendectomy? ... Chargers LB shot three times

Damn... if I had worn a helmet before my emergency appendectomy, I would have spent far less time recovering...

 

The worst part of my appendectomy? Shaving my stomach and pubic hair. Itched like hell.

 

One thing's for sure: Jeff Reed will be a busy guy Thursday. Whenever Ben is out, the Steelers offense is all about field goals.

 

I just finished flagellating myself furiously.

And damn it, I still have an appendix.

 

They also said Marcus Vick, cut this weekend, would be a weapon in their offense. Oops.

But I was glad to see a break in the fellatio of Tom Brady.

 

Jeff George?

 

I had one junior year in college.... it was arthroscopic, and they caught mine before it burst, like Big Ben's. Two tiny incisions around my belly button.... I was good in two weeks.

 

I'd play Jeff George before Charlie freakin' Batch.

 

Then Whitlock would have to rock a Steelers jersey. The idea of that frightens and amuses me all at once.

 

But it's such a bitchin' look.

 

I second the idea to sign Damon Allen. Rumour is, he's pommes frites.

 

Why would he leave?