Rodriguez leaving West Virginia to coach Michigan

Just keep him away from the secretaries.

 

Yeah, I heard they had the red ass.

 

Turns down Alabama, ends up at Michigan. I can't wait...

 

We used these alternative lyrics after a few of their jerks were classless beyond description to a few of my colleagues in a group at a bowl game.

Thanks, Doc. Brings back pretty decent memories ... except for the fact that Michigan blew my alma mater out in the game. And I got food poisoning ...

 

Ryan Mallett is from Texarkana ... on the Texas side, but still ... does he call Petrino???

 

I would once I saw a WV game and knew I was 6'6, 240, immobile, but had an NFL arm.

If not Petrino, there's approximately 110 other places too.

 

Million-dollar arm and a 10-cent head

 

If Rich Rod is fired before the bowl game, WVU is out $4 million.

Hmm.

http://wvgazette.com/section/Sports/WVU/2007121617

 

Who kept saying that they should hire Kelly?

I said numerous times that Ferentz wasn't going anywhere, and he was Carr's and M.S. Coleman's preferred choice. Bill Martin trumped the both of them.

 

"effective Jan. 3"

What a first-class cocksmoker.

 

If he's caught doing anything on Michigan's behalf before then, can't he be sued for breach of contract?

 

What would he be doing? Recruiting dead period is here, so he can't do that. The only thing I can think he'd be doing is hiring new coaches.