Roddick getting hitched

I give it two years. Hell, she's 20 and he's not smart enough to hang on to Mandy Moore.

 

Hopefully getting married won't ruin him like it ruined Tiger Woods...

 

Yeah, he won't be able to do the job in the majors ... Oh.

Never mind.

 

That lucky bastard. She's nothing short of spectacular.

 

A tennis player trotting the globe who gets his pick wherever he goes, and he decides to settle down while he's still playing? Why? Decker's hot, no question, but he can get something like that when he retires.

 

I don't understand the fascination with marrying a model. It's the scummiest profession known to mankind, next to maybe lobbyists or lawyers.

Is it possible that a model has a good personality to go along with the good looks? I suppose it is possible. I guess the question at its conceptual level is "How much personality do you trade in for standard good looks?"

Just seems like marrying a model is saying "Hi, I'm shallow." I don't know any models and definitely don't pay attention to models, so maybe I'm unfairly stereotyping them. She's pretty though.

 

I'd give up what little game I have for a 20-year-old model.

 

Even if she lays there like a dead fish and the biggest word in her vocabulary is "That's Hot!" ???

 

As long as bad sex doesn't make him angry like Rumple.

 

Well, stupid people do annoy me, even 20-year-old hot ones, so, yes, I could not take prolonged stupidity, especially the dead-fish type.

 

Wonder if she's seen the commando pic ...

 

He might suffer a little drop in his game, but then he'll think, "Hey, you know what? I'm fucking a model."