Rock of Love

Ms. Slappy watched it; There were some major shankers and skanks on that show... He doesn't deserve Jess, but I think he should go for the old broad -- Coyote or Cougar.. whatever the hell her name was...

 

Riki Rachtman (cq) hosted? That guy's even more washed up and less relevant than Bret Michaels.

And he got offended when someone said Bret did the show to help his career? Why was Riki there? It wasn't because he had a spare hour in between all his VJ, DJ and concert promoter gigs. It was because his career hasn't had a pulse since RIP was a must-read.

That guy's a waste. Fuck him.

 

Did Bret ever take off his bandana in front of the cameras?

 

Never.

 

It was unintentional comedy at its highest.

Riki asked Lacey (the psycho bitch of the show) why she thought Bret did the show. She said something about how she thought he was trying to find love, but also to help his career. Riki jumped in and was on the verge of seething, saying something like "Bret doesn't need to do this to help his career. He's doing great around the world and still selling thousands of records each year." The chick responded by saying Bret was smart because as a performer you always want your name out there and the show helped him do that.

Riki was not happy. I think he's got a serious mancrush on Bret.

 

Saw it last night. Gotta say this without giving too much away, but I knew where it was coming as soon as she came out. The greeting was awkward.

 

c'mon spill the reunion surprise ending.

 

Rikki slurped Bret's cock better than half those girls could. He introduced Bret by saying the guy was one of rock's legends or something absurd like that.

Mia was easily the hottest thing there. Loved Samantha saying she wasn't ready for Lacey sleeping with Bret every night.

 

Jes dumped him, I think.

You couldn't tell from the very brief interview they had with her. But she told Bret he picked the wrong girl.

 

So I gather there is prize money involved for "winning" one of these shows? Why would you go through all of that stuff just to make yourself look stupid. Between Flavor of Love, I Love New York and Rock of Love, The Bachelor's final pairings almost look stately and dignified.
Talk about a need for a Defense of Marriage Act.

 

Now that Jes is free. She's all mine!

 

Nah, he took it off once. You could tell he has a big-time receding hairline. That was the nastiest thing about the show...you know he was plowing all these skanks while wearing that bandanna/hat combo.
I'm just amazed that a fairly cute young woman like Jes couldn't make things work with a balding 44-year-old man in a band that's been washed up since the Clinton Administration. I imagine it took Brett what, 15 minutes to get over her and start picking up groupies at the Iowa State Fair or some Indian casino or wherever Poison plays nowadays.