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Robert Kraft is being charged with soliciting another to commit prostitution.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by John B. Foster, Feb 22, 2019.

  1. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    I'm the only guy you know who'll publicly admit to catching crabs on his honeymoon.

    Seriously.


    Blue crabs. Galveston. Couple of coolers full.
     
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  2. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    You're on your honeymoon and you go fishing.

    What in the titty-fucking hell are you doing going fishing on your honeymoon?
     
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  3. Regan MacNeil

    Regan MacNeil Well-Known Member

    Maybe she enjoys fishing and was with him?

    Not every moment of a honeymoon is spent with one's dick wet.
     
  4. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    You know - I think I might file an amicus brief on behalf of the public on this case - NOBODY wants to see Kraft with his shirt off (let alone the other stuff). Think of the children.
     
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  5. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    women have honeymoons too. GENDER BIAS Get woke
     
  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    That'll be the argument why the Pee Tape must never go public, it shows a fat old man and naked pre-teen girls.
     
  7. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    You can't screw 24/7, you get raw.

    We were staying at a buddy's beach house in October. Quiet, pretty. Bought a couple of pounds of raw shrimp to boil.

    We drove over a little bridge over a salt water cut maybe half a mile from the house and thought about crabbing it. Bought some chicken necks and tried it. The crabs were swarming and hungry, and we quickly filled a cooler. In retrospect we should have stopped there, but we were yanking them out so easy... I went and got another cooler and when I got back she was holding one, had another in the net, and a third was caught and nailed to the ground. She had put a good sized rock on top of his shell.

    Good times. Boiling all of them up and picking them was a friggin' nightmare,but the shrimp and crab claw dinner was a big success.
     
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  8. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I denounce this.
     
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  9. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Well you are used to appendages falling off
     
  10. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Just the other day I heard of a soldier's falling off.
     
  11. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    Kraft's taking a big risk. What are the odds the tabloid press/TV digging into this 24/7 find a 13 year old who serviced him?
     
  12. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

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