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Robert Goulet's NCAA Commericals

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Deeper_Background, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. IGotQuestions

    IGotQuestions Member

    but can he croon?
     
  2. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Ken Goulet: What? Sergeant, you've gone crazy!

    Robert Goulet: It's Captain, Ken! And maybe you would know that if you'd memorized your lines instead of drinking straight Kahlua in the theater bathroom! You're a drunk!

    Wes Goulet: Easy, Robert. He never had the gifts you had.

    Ken Goulet: Damn you, Robert! I should never have saved you from drowning all those years ago!

    Robert Goulet: You're a loser, Ken! That's why I -

    (Ken takes a swing at Robert.)

    Ken Goulet: Oh! That was long overdue!

    Robert Goulet: That's it! Show's over!

    Wes Goulet: Bobby!
     
  3. CitizenTino

    CitizenTino Active Member

    Those Kentucky uniforms from the mid-90s are horrifying.
     
  4. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    "If ever I would leave you,
    it wouldn't be in springtime . . . "
     
  5. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    The only two woyds in de English language sweeta'n "chorus goil"...
    COL-LEGE HOOPS!
     
  6. DisembodiedOwlHead

    DisembodiedOwlHead Active Member

    Those pigs may be hogs, but they're kosher to me.
     
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